Wednesday, 5 December 2012

Has anyone else ever noticed the fact that the more daft you are, the more you seem to attract daft people? I mean take what i said to someone yesterday

Wow this hot pie is really hot!

Now compare it to the things my friends come out with...

Jenna- Why are they playing bagpipes at the british memorial service? Scotland has nothing to do with britain!

Me talking about a holiday to magaluf and attempting to explain where it is Jenna- Wait, its under spain? What like, under the earth?

Lauren- Is chaka kahn a curry?

Im confused bigtime, cows eat green grass, drink clear water and produce white milk? How???

There is no hope left for mankind...